Things to Cross Off the New Year’s Resolution List

Disturbed by an increasingly protruding gut which threatened to engulf my four-pack, I resolved a few weeks ago to do more cardio at the gym.

Yeah, that’s not working out so much. Oh well. I guess I’ll just have to continue to do sit-ups, skip the daily morning bagel from Starbucks, and drink crappy low-calorie beer.

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