For some reason, I subscribe to the FBI’s e-mail alerts. (Long story… ) The alert I got yesterday was a little foreboding. In the subject line it simply said: SERIAL MURDER: New Report Highlights Views of Experts.
Wow. That’s great, I thought. I don’t get enough alerts from the FBI about serial murders.
Apparently, the FBI has recently released a publication to let the public know that serial killers aren’t necessarily like what we see on TV and in movies. Good to know. Contrary to common knowledge, they’re apparently very cuddly, enjoy long walks on the beach, and have a healthy fascination with SoyJoy.
Speaking of serial murderers and SoyJoy, America’s Next Top Model is doing a casting call this weekend at the mall across from where I live. Part of me wants to be there with a camera just to see who shows up.