Uncovering Their Secret Evil Plans for Mankind

If our furry companions thought they’d get away with it, they’re wrong.

Apparently, dogs and cats trip 86,000 Americans every year.

We all know this is part of their secret agenda to vault themselves back on top of the evolutionary ladder. If they weren’t so darn cute, I’d propose we do something about it.

What you don't know is that I have evil plans to enslave the human race.

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