Why America is the Greatest

OMG. Entertainment Weekly has compiled a gallery of 34 “I Can’t Look Away!” Commercials. It was great to walk down memory lane and remember that before the Shamwow and the Oxiclean, there were Miss Cleo, Flobee, and the Cornballer. This is exactly why America rocks.

My favorite just might be #13: Rejuvenique, which, combined with the Snuggie, might make for the creepiest cult meeting attire ever.

rejuvenique
Michael Myers prepares for a refreshing exfoliation.

Come to think of it, I think I saw this get-up in Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut. Shudder.

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