My horoscope for today:

Gemini – As you’ve no doubt realized over the past week or so, no matter how much you’d like it to, love doesn’t run on a schedule — especially not this kind of love. You’ve found someone who’s really, really appealing to your intellect and your brain — as well as to your eyes. Who’s to say how it will end? Only the two of you. If you’re smart, do what you can to make sure the evening ends with a lovely, romantic kiss.

I’m betting that kiss will involve dog breath.


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