I Smell

Because my idea of an exciting Thursday night involves shopping for toiletries at Target, I decided to skip my usual vanilla selections and spice up my daily hygienic routine, thusly:

Mmmm... citrusy.
With this new body wash from Dove, I'll be smelling like a Vietnamese fruit stand every time I step out of the shower.

And I'll be as irresistible as chocolate every time I wear my deodorant.
And I'll be "as irresistible as chocolate" every time I wear my deodorant.

I’m going to smell like one of those orange chocolate balls tomorrow.

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