Dear Mr. Jobs:
I will blindly buy your brilliant products until the earth is submerged in melted polar icecap water. I will gladly dispense with my hard-earned Chinese dollars in the year 2065 for an iPhone 375 and an 87th generation iPod. And I will gladly name my children MacBook Pro and iPad.
But when you release a new product (for pre-order, even!), it would be fantastic if I could access your website so I could actually buy the thing. Okay? Thanks!
Your #1 fan,