A Letter to Steve Jobs

Dear Mr. Jobs:

I will blindly buy your brilliant products until the earth is submerged in melted polar icecap water. I will gladly dispense with my hard-earned Chinese dollars in the year 2065 for an iPhone 375 and an 87th generation iPod. And I will gladly name my children MacBook Pro and iPad.

But when you release a new product (for pre-order, even!), it would be fantastic if I could access your website so I could actually buy the thing. Okay? Thanks!

Your #1 fan,

Archie

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