My Brain Is Weird

I’ve had Rihanna’s “S&M” stuck in my head for weeks — but not the original version and not the remix with Britney Spears. The version I have on permanent repeat is the one I concocted in my head to be sung operatically by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

Can’t you hear it?

Cause I may be bad
But I’m perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don’t care
I love the smell of it

You’re welcome.

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