Full disclosure: So we’re not the perfect parents and haven’t been faithfully brushing Brian’s beard. So it’s admittedly been a little bit of a tangled mess. But apparently it was too much of a tangled mess that the groomers at PetSmart decided to shave the whole thing off.
Of course what would have been better was if the groomers actually, uh, let us know about the sitch before they decided to lop off the key ingredient to Brian’s patented Angry German Face. I was shocked and awed when I picked him up yesterday. It was like he was on Style Network’s How Do I Look? and I couldn’t recognize him after his drastic makeover.
So we’re all getting used to Brian’s new look, in which he resembles 1995 animated pooch, Balto.