Preparing to unleash this furloughed federal worker into the District for the rest of the day.
In protest, I henceforth shall not shave my face until reasoned principle doth reign once again within the halls of our hallowed legislative body and I am permitted to do my damn job.
Side note: This stuff from Dollar Shave Club is pretty awesomesauce. Too bad I won’t use it while I’m on my no-shave protest! That’ll show ’em.